Video - The Defective Parrot: A Bird's Eye View

A man walks into a pet shop and sees a parrot for $50. Curious, he asks why the parrot is so cheap. The parrot replies,Because I'm defective. I have no legs.Surprised, the man asks how the parrot stays on his perch. The parrot says, "I use my big p. I wrap it around the bar to stay put. Offer the owner $ 30 for me;he'll accept it.The man buys the parrot and takes him home.They become great friends, talking about sports, politics, and current events.The man couldn’t be happier with his new companion.One day, the parrot tells the man,I need to talk to you about your wife and the postman. Today,he came by, and she answered the door in a skimpy black negligee. They embraced in a long,passionate kiss.Shocked, the man asks what happened next.The parrot says, They went over to the couch, and she helped him out of his uniform. Things started to get really steamy." The man,now very concerned,asks,"What happened after that?" The parrot replies,"I don't know.I got a hard-on and fell off my perch