Video - The Case of the Suspect Among Us

[SCENE START] Judge Brainrot: (muttering to himself) Gyatt... kai cenat... ishowspeed... sigma male... mewing... edging streak... Lawyer: (interrupting) Your Honor, can we please focus on the case at hand? Judge Brainrot: (startled) Oh, right! The case. The case is... sus. Very sus. Like, Among Us sus. Lawyer: (facepalming) Your Honor, this is a serious matter. Judge Brainrot: (nodding) Serious like a skibidi toilet. But wait, is that a big W or a big L for the defendant? Lawyer: (trying to maintain composure) Your Honor, my client is innocent. There's no evidence to support a conviction. Judge Brainrot: (looking thoughtful) Evidence? Evidence is like a lit match. It can be small, but it can cause a big fire. Or, you know, like MrBeast, he makes big things happen. Criminal: (mumbling) I just wanted to buy some bread, man. Lawyer: Exactly, Your Honor. My client was merely going about his daily business. Judge Brainrot: (snapping fingers) Daily business! Like jelqing? Or edging?