Video - Teenage Intrigue: The Ballad of Billy and Pamela

One night, this guy comes home and his entire house has been trashed, like someone broke in, and then all of a sudden, bam, and intruder grabs him from behind. And then another intruder pulls out a knife and they force him to his knees. And that is when one of them pulls out a Pew, pew, and he points it at the man's head, and he pulls the trigger. So the guy who pulled the trigger, his name's Billy, and he's only 15, about to be 16. And one day, he's at school, and his school makes all the students do these dumb drug awareness rallies. So he's got to go there with his whole class, and it's so lame. But then while he's there, he notices the media director, this woman, Pamela, and Pamela is 22. And Billy thinks she is. So they meet and they get to talking and they hit it off. And they're both really into 80s.