Video - Prom Night Fiasco: The Clumsy Hero's Misadventures

Alright, buckle up, folks. This is the story of how I stumbled my way through losing my virginity like a clumsy hero in a rom-com gone wrong. So, picture this: It's prom night. I'm all dressed up in my rented tux, feeling like James Bond's awkward cousin. My date—let's call her Sarah—is stunning, and for some reason, she thinks I'm funny. We dance, we laugh, and I'm thinking, "Tonight might be the night." After the prom, we end up at this sketchy after-party at Dave's cousin's friend's basement. Classic high school stuff, right? The place is packed, the music's blaring, and everyone's hyped up on energy drinks and questionable decisions. Sarah and I find a quiet corner (well, as quiet as a basement party can be) and start making out like we're in a cheesy teen movie. Things are getting heated, and my heart is pounding like it's trying to escape my chest. Now, here's where it gets hilarious.