Video - Paranoia on Tap: Conspiracy Theorists' Night Out!

Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks, looking around suspiciously at everyone. The bartender, curious about their demeanor, asks, "What's got you guys so on edge?" The first conspiracy theorist leans in and whispers, "You see those two guys at the end of the bar? They're definitely undercover agents monitoring us." The second one nods emphatically and adds, "And did you notice the waitress? I'm sure she's listening in on our conversation." The third one, looking around nervously, says, "Guys, I think this entire bar is bugged. I saw a fly on the wall earlier, and I'm pretty sure it's a government surveillance drone!" The bartender chuckles and says, "Wow, you guys really think everyone is out to get you, huh?" The first conspiracy theorist leans back and says confidently, "It's not paranoia if they're really after you!" Just then, the bartender leans in close and says with a wink, "Actually, I hate to break it to you, but we're all out of tin foil for your hats." The three theorists exchange panicked glances before quickly finishing their drinks and rushing out of the bar, leaving everyone else in stitches.